it's another beautiful monday!
Aug. 22nd, 2005 08:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
miz_annelieseOh, I'm in great cheer today. NOT!
Apparently all the crappiest drivers in the tristate area got off their vacations and are driving as stupidly as possible in an effort to get into an accident and not have to go back to work.
Asshole #1: Idiot left his car parked in a NO PARKING BTW 7 - 9 AM ZONE (or whatever the time limit is, I know it includes 8 AM), so there I am, zipping along, and manage to screech to a halt before I hit his nice shiny black car with the temp tags. YES I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, MISTER (or lady, you get the point), YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T REAR END YOUR CAR OUT OF SPITE.
AH #2: Hi, I know you'd *really* like to merge RIGHT INTO my car, but maybe you could wait JUST a second? Oh hey, you figured that out and managed to wait until your front bumper has now juuuuuuuust cleared mine.
AH #3: I'm glad you like getting RIGHT on other people's asses, that's great, but has it occurred to you yet that driving in such a way that causes you to step ON YOUR BRAKES every TEN SECONDS may not be the safest thing to do?
AH #4: O Hello Mr. Truck, would you like to explain to me how all of your brethren have managed to hit at least 50 mph on this eensy uphill, whereas you can only pull FORTY? Maybe you should get your engine looked at. Or your brain.
Other things:
Dear computer: stop resetting all my times into the 24 hour clock. I hate that.
Dear business casual: I understand the need for you. But stop appearing in the middle of my jeans months. I only have a limited amount of time to enjoy that.
Dear society: I wish you'd get over the whole "women must shave OR IT'S ICKY BEYOND BELIEF AND EWWWWW" thing. I HATE shaving, and it makes my legs feel all itchy and scraped.
Dear "normal" men and society in general: I am CURVY. And I am 28 years old. And it has taken until NOW for me to start accepting my body and believing that it's HOT, because all of you and your stupid models and fashion magazines tell me that I have to be a stick figure. Which, ok, some women CAN do that, but I'm just not built that way, so lay off, aight??
[EDIT] One more:
Dear IT: Why did you install a communicator system on our PC's that ALWAYS fails to log us in until about 10 AM, and only after we've tried an average of 7 times to login? What were you thinking when you installed this piece of crap software?
Hi, my name is miz_anneliese, and I am suffering from a bout of Cranky today.
Apparently all the crappiest drivers in the tristate area got off their vacations and are driving as stupidly as possible in an effort to get into an accident and not have to go back to work.
Asshole #1: Idiot left his car parked in a NO PARKING BTW 7 - 9 AM ZONE (or whatever the time limit is, I know it includes 8 AM), so there I am, zipping along, and manage to screech to a halt before I hit his nice shiny black car with the temp tags. YES I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, MISTER (or lady, you get the point), YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T REAR END YOUR CAR OUT OF SPITE.
AH #2: Hi, I know you'd *really* like to merge RIGHT INTO my car, but maybe you could wait JUST a second? Oh hey, you figured that out and managed to wait until your front bumper has now juuuuuuuust cleared mine.
AH #3: I'm glad you like getting RIGHT on other people's asses, that's great, but has it occurred to you yet that driving in such a way that causes you to step ON YOUR BRAKES every TEN SECONDS may not be the safest thing to do?
AH #4: O Hello Mr. Truck, would you like to explain to me how all of your brethren have managed to hit at least 50 mph on this eensy uphill, whereas you can only pull FORTY? Maybe you should get your engine looked at. Or your brain.
Other things:
Dear computer: stop resetting all my times into the 24 hour clock. I hate that.
Dear business casual: I understand the need for you. But stop appearing in the middle of my jeans months. I only have a limited amount of time to enjoy that.
Dear society: I wish you'd get over the whole "women must shave OR IT'S ICKY BEYOND BELIEF AND EWWWWW" thing. I HATE shaving, and it makes my legs feel all itchy and scraped.
Dear "normal" men and society in general: I am CURVY. And I am 28 years old. And it has taken until NOW for me to start accepting my body and believing that it's HOT, because all of you and your stupid models and fashion magazines tell me that I have to be a stick figure. Which, ok, some women CAN do that, but I'm just not built that way, so lay off, aight??
[EDIT] One more:
Dear IT: Why did you install a communicator system on our PC's that ALWAYS fails to log us in until about 10 AM, and only after we've tried an average of 7 times to login? What were you thinking when you installed this piece of crap software?
Hi, my name is miz_anneliese, and I am suffering from a bout of Cranky today.
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Date: 2005-08-22 01:04 pm (UTC)Which it *so* IS.
My cranky day was yesterday. Today I'm just TIRED.
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Date: 2005-08-22 01:10 pm (UTC)Rather would have had my cranky day yesterday, instead of trying to not take it out on my coworkers. grrrrr.
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Date: 2005-08-22 01:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-22 01:42 pm (UTC)And you would have been horrified at these Eva cosplayers I saw in the Maskerade. Very talented on the cello and violin, but there arm's and legs were STICKS. Like, having hard time beliving it was physically possible for them to walk, my highlighter marker is thicker than their legs, STICKS. it was very ew.
EDIT: Baltimore drivers: insanely reckless. "There's no room in the lane for you and that bus...oh, you're doing it anyway. huh."
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Date: 2005-08-22 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-22 09:16 pm (UTC)And just for the record, yes, you *are* hot.
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Date: 2005-08-22 11:25 pm (UTC)and, um. Thank you :D :D
Hotness
Date: 2005-08-22 10:19 pm (UTC)I do wish you'd have a little girl so I could watch you tell her over and over how pretty she is while she doesn't believe a word of it, because her MOTHER is telling her that so it doesn't count.......
(but I think sasquatch legs are icky)
Love, Mom!
Re: Hotness
Date: 2005-08-22 11:28 pm (UTC)And yes, Artie is one of a kind :D
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Date: 2005-08-23 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-23 06:36 pm (UTC)